I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Drunk is a universal language darling
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