You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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