with your own penis?
I wish I could teleport
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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