You're so nebulous sometimes
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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