I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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