My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I just pynch a tree in the face
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
