IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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