I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
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