I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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