Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
did i walk over a car last night?
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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