if you like me you must not know who I am
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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