...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
