Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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