There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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