I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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