Will you blow on my dice?
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
This baby is an asshole
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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