Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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