i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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