But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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