I would go down on you faster than GM stock
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She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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