are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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