You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
The struggles of a small town man whore
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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