Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
It's just like the Real World with babies
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
false alarm, still single
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