Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Randomize
