That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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