Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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