Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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