Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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