But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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