I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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