this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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