no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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