So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I came so hard my ears popped.
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