Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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