just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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