Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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