He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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