i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
my sisters under your porch take her home
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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