How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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