I'm lost and stupid without you.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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