Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
