just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I think a kid would responsible me up
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
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