Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
She has the best kind of daddy issues
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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