My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
It's Friday. Sex?
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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