I just saw a hot homeless man
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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