plz talk dirty to me
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Randomize
