Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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