Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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