Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
me + whiskey = a bad person
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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