How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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