Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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