yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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